AISubs v3.7
- Stop it! - Shut up!
- Shut up!
For the past few months, we've been trying to live online.
But if we don't meet face-to-face, we won't be able to contribute much.
We, who haven't contributed anything, will have to do it ourselves.
So we'll have you split up into two teams.
You'll connect your phones and give me a piece of furniture.
I'll give you a design drawing for one team.
For the other team, you'll give me a piece of furniture with nothing on it.
But only the person with the design drawing can give instructions.
So you'll have to communicate well and give me a piece of furniture.
If you leave your phones on all the time, you'll be lazy.
I want you to be able to tell me what I need to tell you in a concise and well-rounded manner.
So you'll have to call me this time.
You'll have to call me a total of...
- A total of... - A total of...
You'll have to call me frequently for 300 seconds and say, "Hey, I don't know what this is."
If you use up a total of 300 seconds, you won't be able to call me.
- I see. - I see.
If you say, "Sorry, we only have 300 seconds today,"
you'll have to call me back in 300 seconds.
- I see. - I see.
So this time, I'll give you the design drawing.
The other four will make a piece of furniture.
- Okay. - Okay.
So it's a team of one against four.
- You look like you can tell me a lot of things. - I've seen a lot of drawings.
But it's hard for me to tell you.
- It's only five minutes. - Scary.
It's important for you to be able to hear me.
Can't we get a PDF of it?
- We got one. - Right?
- It's online. - It's online.
If you look at the PDF we sent you, you'll know what it is.
- If you send it in five minutes... - If you send it in five minutes...
- Should we send it now? - What?
- Should we send it now? - Oh, no. I forgot.
So this time, we've already cut out the parts.
- We're just putting them together now. - Oh, that's easy.
I don't think it'll take that much time.
- The total work time is one hour. - Oh, I see.
And we have our model, Tetsuya.
If you look at it, you'll know what it is.
- It might get mixed up. - Oh, I see.
- So we've got dummy parts this time. - Oh, I see.
- Since we've got dummy parts as well, Mr. Morio will be in charge of selecting them. - Oh, I see.
- By the way, making this design and parts are all full order mail, - Oh, I see.
- so it takes a lot of time and effort. - Oh, I see.
- If you don't complete it well and use it properly, you won't be able to make a living. - Oh, I see.
- Let's do our best! - Please make sure you don't waste your money. - Yes, we will.
- So we've got four people working on it over there, - Oh, I see.
- so please get to work. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, excuse me. - Yes?
- Here's what you're going to be making today. - Wait, what is this?
- It's just a chair. - It's just a chair.
- If you add a proper, clean clothing machine, - Oh, I see.
- it's going to look like a big cloth. - Oh, I see.
- It's a very unique furniture. - And we've got dummy parts as well.
- Oh, I see. - Since we've got Mr. Morio in charge of selecting them, - Oh, I see.
- we've got Mr. Morio in charge of selecting them, - Oh, I see.
- There are 13 steps in total. - Oh, I see.
- If you deliver it well, it won't take you an hour. - Oh, I see.
- Isn't it easy? - Oh, I see.
- Before we get started, Mr. Morio, - Oh, I see.
- please practice so you can explain it well. - Oh, I see.
- I'll do my best. - Oh, I see.
- D! - I!
- Y! - K!
- Hahaha. - DIY K.
- A return to a new room. - Oh, I see.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Shall we do DIY? - Huh?
- We'll look at the table and say "we can start working now", - Oh, I see.
- and then say "we're ready". - Oh, I see.
- That's what we were told. - Oh, I see.
- I'll say "we're ready" and you say "go ahead". - Oh, I see.
- Ready, go... - We're ready!
- I'm good at this. - I'm good at this.
- We're all good at this. - Why am I doing this?
- I'm good at school work. - I'm good at school work.
- I didn't mean to trick you. Sorry. - I didn't mean to trick you.
- I'll trick you properly next time. - Hahaha.
- Oh, I see! - Oh, I see!
- So we've got some weird trees and leeks like this. - Yes.
- We've got some parts like this. - Yes, we do.
- Can you show me one of them? - Show me one of them too!
Don't separate them by color!
- Show me one of them! - Show me one of them, you idiot!
- Oh, I know what this is! - What is it made of?
- But if you only look at this part, doesn't it look like a chair? - That's right!
- What is this? - There's even a piece of wood in it!
- It might be that, or it might be a wheel. - Of course it is.
- It's a nightmare machine, a nightmare machine. - It's a nightmare machine.
- Hurry up and put it down! - There's even a hole in it.
- T! T, T! - T, T, T, T!
- T! - T! - T, T! - T, T, T, T!
- That's not it. - Huh? Is that how you said it?
- That's how you said it. - I don't know what to do.
- T! - T! - T, T! - T, T, T, T!
- But I don't know if I can do it like this. What should I do?
- Ah! T! - T, T! - Huh?
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.
- Chokoro-san, what are you doing? - I...
- Ah! T! - T! - T, T! - T, T, T, T!
- I don't have time for this!
- So that's about it. We still don't know what it is. - That's right.
- Let's make a call and see what it is first.
- We have 5 minutes, so let's finish asking questions in 1 minute.
- Let's leave 1 minute for questions. - That's a good way of using it.
- Are you serious about this? - Wait a minute.
- Was I the only one who was serious about this?
- Let's ask first. - I wonder what it is.
- I bought a new dictionary. - That's a good dictionary.
- Okay, next. - It's in the game.
- It's a good meaning.
- Oh! That's...
- A monomogue crown. - Oh, is this something you get as a monomogue crown?
- Let's do it! - I'll make a call!
- I'll leave it up to you, Kaoru-senpai. - Okay, we'll leave it up to you.
- What furniture will you be making this time? - What will you be making?
- Oh, that's right! We're the Technology Production Department of the Tokai Garden. - Oh, nice to meet you. - Likewise.
- So, we're making a house today... - Yes.
- What kind of house will we be making? - Is there no wood in the house?
- No, there isn't! - Then, hurry up and cut it! Just cut it once!
- Just cut it once! - Come on!
- I used my intuition. - I used my brain.
- Oh, no! It's broken! - Is it a hand-type?
- It's not a yukata! - I used my 29 seconds.
- Hey! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Hey, you! - Oh, sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
- Huh? I'm going to say it! - Oh, yes!
- Oh, what? - It's all together now! It's all together now!
- It's all together now!
- What are we using this time? - It's a chair with only one side of the footrest. - I see!
- I'll tell you about the jump pads. - Yes!
- There are two types of footrest materials, right? - That's what you said earlier.
- Wooden footrest and... - Yes, wooden and...
- Wooden footrest. And we don't use saddles, either. - Yes, we don't use saddles.
- We don't use trees like boomeras. - Yes, we do!
- We don't use those, either. - Oh, I see!
- We don't use things like bad keyboards. - Yes, we do!
- We don't use those, either. - Yes, I see!
- We don't use bokeh boots, either. - I see!
- And the rest of the material is... - Oh!
- The bottom of the yellow one is the big part and it's the footrest. - Oh, this is the footrest. Yes, it's big, right?
- There are three big brown wooden boards like this one, right? - Yes, yes.
- Those are the saddles. - I see.
- And this is the small brown one, which is the handle. - Yes, yes.
- There's a reddish-brown one, right? - Yes, yes.
- And it's the elbow rest. - This is the elbow rest?
- Yes, yes. - So, please try it out.
- Yes! - Yes!
- No, no, I can't help it, boy! - It's over.
- No, I used 1 minute and 41 seconds just now. - Oh, my!
- Well, well, well...
- So, this is what it looks like. - Yes.
- I don't know, but it looks like this. - Yes.
- This is the saddle. - No, this is the footrest.
- And this is the backrest, right? - Yes, the backrest.
- But isn't it really difficult to assemble all of them? - Why is there only one of them? Aren't there two of them?
- What is "this is the footrest"? - It's strange, isn't it?
- I really don't know. - No, no, no...
- Doesn't the shape of the footrest work? When you said, "No, it doesn't work." - Yes, yes...
- When you said, "Doesn't the shape of the footrest work?" - Yes, yes...
- The shape of the footrest works really well. - Yes, yes...
- Hey, be quiet! - Okay, I'll just pull it out.
- Oh, wow! - Stop it! Seriously, do it!
- Wait a minute... - Hello?! Hello?!
- Just tell me about the shape of the footrest! - The shape of the footrest...
- What you use for the footrest is the yellow thing I mentioned earlier. - Yes.
- There's a long wire on one side of the saddle. - Yes.
- And there's a yellow wire on the other side of the saddle. - Yes.
- You have to make something that connects the saddle and the yellow wire. - Yes.
- Where do you put the yellow wire? - On the third step of the saddle.
- The bigger one is at the bottom. - I got it!
- Like this? - Not like this.
- It's like this when you're riding a bike. - That's right.
- It hurts if it's here, doesn't it? - It hurts a lot.
- The flat part of the thigh fits the thigh too much. - This type of saddle is definitely like this.
- You have to decide what you're going to use it for.
- Why? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'm going to use it. - Yes.
- Hello? - Yes.
- You might have put it on the wrong side of the saddle. - Yes.
- There's a saddle on the third step of the yellow wire. - Yes.
- And there's an elbow pad on the other side of the saddle. - On the other side of the saddle?
- Wait a minute, it's difficult. - What are you talking about?
- This type of saddle is 72 seconds long. - This type of saddle is like this.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- 100 seconds?! - It's been 100 seconds!
- I'm not worried about you. - I'm not worried about you.
- Because you're my father. - Because you're my father.
- This is enough. - This is enough.
- It's too much. - Don't overdo it.
- We don't have much time, so we'll make it to some extent and decide what it will be like.
- Then we'll decide if it's right or not.
- We've set up our chairs as far as we can.
Let's call and ask for directions.
Let's go!
I'll call!
Hello?
Look at this!
Tell me where it's different!
What should I do?
There's a yellow one.
Yes.
And the iron is the opposite.
The opposite?
Yes.
The dark brown stick is the yellow one, and the wooden stick is the iron stick.
Is the wooden stick correct?
Yes, it is.
If I put a normal stick here, is it complete?
Yes.
And the white one is on the knee side and goes in.
White one on the knee side...
Ah!
I'm done!
Well, you can't do anything about the rest, so please wait for it to be completed.
The yellow one said it was opposite, but where is it?
What does "yellow" mean?
Have you forgotten?
I forgot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You have 10 minutes left.
And you can't make a call anymore.
What should I do?
This doesn't fit.
This is the worst.
If you put it in here...
That's right. This itself is the worst.
I found it!
Oh, I see.
It's not this one.
It's like this.
Oh!
I'm going to die.
You can't officially say you're a dummy.
All we can do is hit the key or where it looks like it'll fit.
Be careful.
Oh, no. You'll get hurt.
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
OK, OK!
It's over!
Oh, I see.
This is what it is.
Please bring the finished product back to the movie theater.
Yes, let's go!
We're going up.
Please be careful.
Yes.
Oh, no!
Wait!
What?
Are you OK?
It hurts!
Please sit down.
I'm very anxious.
Leave it to me.
OK, Ryo-san, please open your eyes.
One, two...
Ba!
Oh!
What do you think?
Huh? It's different than I thought.
Huh? It's well-made.
Oh!
It's well-made.
How much would you say it's finished?
It's finished at 65 degrees.
Oh!
It's well-made.
It's slightly different in many places.
And I used these small parts, too.
You used them, too.
But you took them off, didn't you?
If you put it on your saddle.
No, no, no.
No, I didn't put it on my saddle.
It's weak in this side.
That's why it's attached like this.
Oh!
It's weak!
It's heavy!
If you put it in front of you, you'll feel uncomfortable.
So, it's shifted by 90 degrees.
Oh!
Is it 90 degrees like this?
No, it's different.
Actually, it's like this.
Yes, it's like this.
Actually, it's like this.
Yes, I had to say it.
Until now, it's a little disgusting.
Then, shall we look at the top of the diagram of the correct answer?
This is it, this is it.
Oh!
Ah, but it's almost the same!
Somehow, I know how to find mistakes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Somehow, the way of using it is correct.
Somehow, it's 90 degrees.
So, the first 30 seconds is that, you know...
The amount is...
It's definitely wrong to say that.
What was that?
Well, but it looks like a chair, doesn't it?
For the time being, can you use it or not?
Yes, it's easy to use.
Check it out, usually.
Excuse me!
Oh!
It's different from usual!
It's like...
It's like "gashan" is the theme.
It's different from "sunday" and "today".
It's a pretty good result.
Yes, it's pretty good.
Ah, it's a meeting!
No, it's a little different.
When you say it like that...
In my opinion, what makes it perfect is...
that it's a real meeting.
You're crazy.
In other words, we tried to make the awkwardness of remote work into this form.
Yes, this is remote work!
"Remote work" is a terrible name.
Well, what's really important is...
that we face each other directly.
That's right.
So...
This chair costs 400,000 yen in total.
So please use it carefully!
Goodbye!
It's expensive!
It's a high-end furniture!
Seriously!
I won!
Eh? No, no, no...
Doctor!
I won!
I suddenly...
became a doctor.